Oh god, wait, no, it’s food. Oh what is this? Ew, like, ew, it’s eww. What is this? Oh, the jelly, jelly. This don’t look like the jelly. I do not want to try it. Ew what’s in this? Its got some vegetables in it.
I feel like this is tomato that’s turned into jello. Its like jello. (gags) It stinks. It smells! It’s super gross. Looks kinds of nasty. (gags) I need a garbage can. (giggles) (spits loudly) (both laugh) Is it really that bad? Mm-hmm, it’s disgusting.
Blah, blah, blah. I don’t like these. I don’t like this. Ew. I kinda like it. It’s good. (laughs) Ooh, ooh. Did ya’ll try this? Tomato– It’s nasty. I think I know what this is. What does it look like? Pizza sauce.
It kinda tastes like cucumbers. Is it good? You like it? It kind of tastes like breakfast lunch and dinner and a treat. Would you eat this everyday? But I don’t have them at my house. It’s like if a cow took a crap in dog crap, and he let you eat it, except you just basically skinned it, put cucumbers in it with tomato sauce, put it in a freezer in a jello mold, and just let it sit there.
That’s a tomato aspic. Do people eat it? Like do you eat it? What recipe book do you think this would be in? The Bad Cook Book. The Cook Book for Bad Cooks. Southern living. It looks like something that you would want to try.
But when you try it, it’s something that you don’t really want to try. If somebody made this they’d be crazy, ’cause it’s horrible. Any final words? Grody. I’m not eating it. (laughs) I do not like this.
Smack, smack, smack. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh uh uh. It’s still in my mouth. I should have never ate it. It was a bad idea. It felt weird when I was cutting it. It smells like… It stinks. It smells like my grandma.
(laughs) That smelled like my grandma